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Intoxicated Man Arrested After Calling 911 to Protest Eviction

(ATRAS – ABANTE SATIRE NEWS GROUP) TARLAC CITY- An intoxicated man was arrested Wednesday night for calling 911 after being repeatedly warned by police operators not to do so, Tarlac City Police spokesman Rodel Mercado said. Donato Aquino, 69, of Mayantoc, Tarlac City, had been

16 Girls Pregnant After Boy Ejaculated Into Swimming Pool

DAGUPAN (Atras Abante Satire News Group) – A surprise birthday party went horribly wrong after girls between the age of 13 and 17 years accidentally became pregnant. A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated

San Manuel Tarlac first to Raise LGBT Flag

SAN MANUEL, TARLAC (Atras Abante News Group) – Marriage between same sex couples is a big issue in the country and deeply opposed by the Catholic Church. Other Christian sectors though allow ceremonial marriage of LGBT couples, but it is surprising to know that one

A Guy Caught with 30 Girlfriends after Getting Hospitalized

MARIKINA – A guy from the humble city of Marikina was caught by his 30 girlfriends after getting hospitalized because of a freak accident he had while climbing Mt. Samat last weekend. The guy named Jayrodel Mercado from Marikina City met a freak accident while

Goat died after being Raped by Big Fat Lady

BAUANG, LA UNION – A goat was found dead near a farm in the town of Bauang, La Union, it has some bruises on the hip area with bones shuttered into pieces. It is believed that it was raped by a guest from a resort