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China Is Engineering Genius Babies

BEIJING (Atras Abante Satire News Group) – It’s not exactly news that China is setting itself up as a new global superpower, is it? While Western civilization chokes on its own gluttony like a latter-day Marlon Brando, China continues to buy up American debt and

Minions are servants of Illuminati

WASHINGTON DC, USA (Atras Abante News Group) – Minions are yellow characters from the popular movie Despicable Me 1 and 2, which just released their own movie this month. And for some theories Minions are being used by Illuminati to be a vehicle to world

The Heavens might be Farting

ROSALES PANGASINAN –  A strong fart like sound was heard all over Rosales Pangasinan last week, it is so tremendous that it scared a lot of spectators around the place. Johny Elburo is driving along Manila North Road towards Baguio when he heard a strange

WANTED Notorius Goat from Zambar

ZAMBAR AFRICA – The alleged chief of command already given his statement about the crime happened at Lokolokow Village of Zambar. In his detailed speech he said that he did give the orders to take down the most notorious goat in town with a price of

Batang Lalaki Nilabasan ng Ahas sa Pwet

SORSOGON – Isang batang lalaki na tubong Mangyan ang may lumabas na ahas sa kanyang puwetan habang dumudumi. Naabutan naming mahina na ang bata na nakaratay ngayon sa isang Medical Center sa lalawigan ng Sorsogon. Ayon sa mga saksi “Dumudumi lang ito at biglang nagsisigaw,

Torre De Manila minumulto daw ni Rizal

MANILA – Nagmumulto daw si Jose Rizal sa isa sa building na tinatayo malapit sa Rizal Park sa lungsod ng Maynila, ito ay ang Torre De Manila. Ang Torre De Manila ay isang condominium project ng DMCI, ito ay tinatayo malapit sa Rizal Park. Kumakailan