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Monthly Archives: February 2017

16 Girls Pregnant After Boy Ejaculated Into Swimming Pool

DAGUPAN (Atras Abante Satire News Group) – A surprise birthday party went horribly wrong after girls between the age of 13 and 17 years accidentally became pregnant. A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men attending the birthday celebration ejaculated

How Humans are Used as Batteries

WASHINGTON (Atras Abante Satire News Group) – When we think of a battery, we often think of an object that stores electrical energy for powering electronic devices. This common definition of battery only shows us the overt meaning of battery. To find its deeper meanings, you

The 13 Illuminati Families Who Secretly Rule The World

WASHINGTON (Atras Abante Satire News Group) – Information has begun circulating on the internet which may cast some light on the internal structure of the highly sinister and deeply mysterious secret society known as the Illuminati which many people believe are working a New World Order

China Is Engineering Genius Babies

BEIJING (Atras Abante Satire News Group) – It’s not exactly news that China is setting itself up as a new global superpower, is it? While Western civilization chokes on its own gluttony like a latter-day Marlon Brando, China continues to buy up American debt and