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Minions are servants of Illuminati

WASHINGTON DC, USA (Atras Abante News Group) – Minions are yellow characters from the popular movie Despicable Me 1 and 2, which just released their own movie this month. And for some theories Minions are being used by Illuminati to be a vehicle to world domination.

© Jim Hammer/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0) | Minions via Universal Pictures | Remix by Jason Reed Minions dancing around eye in the pyramid

© Jim Hammer/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0) | Minions via Universal Pictures | Remix by Jason Reed Minions dancing around eye in the pyramid

The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, “enlightened”) is a name given to several groups, both real and fictitious. Historically, the name usually refers to the Bavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded on May 1, 1776. The society’s goals were to oppose superstition, obscurantism, religious influence over public life and abuses of state power. The society is very much alive until today, and it is theorize that they are around, from being a state leader, a part of a think tank, an artist from Hollywood, a scientist, FBI / CIA agent and the like. Right now their influence greatly from researches done around the world such AI and intelligent machines and even with Movies.

One movie that gets the most influence right now is the Despicable Me series and Minions. It is theorize that the whole movie series follows the marching orders of The Illuminati, and to understand it better bellow is the list of the influences:

1. Dr. Gru is supported by an alleged Federal Reserve Bank

2. The Minions are playing around a set of a fake moon landing

3. They are creating Jams that is cancerous, that even the Minions can’t eat it

4. Dr. Gru and the gang is proposing climate altering technologies

5. They try to get kids and teach them about world domination, where if you look at it critically, it is a display of the future be controlled by today’s kids with a world domination mindset

6. It is also surprising that their greatest supporter is McDonalds, a well known Illuminati sympathizer

7. Minions are so cute and so irresistible making it an effective vehicle for Illuminati message delivery

8. Minions love banana so much and they plan to make a pyramid with an eye on the top with it

9. They alter songs with bababa – banana words, which has a hidden message of “Eat me, swallow my banana and be enlightened”, which follows Illuminati Enlightenment goals

10. Minions are engineered to serve evil leaders, the likes of an evil scientist with heartless researches

11. They even caused a shutdown of Reddit, where the protest against the management is being scheduled in synchronous with the weekend showing of the Minions Movie, this is to increase more Minions viewing, getting its message and spreading Illuminati messages

This movie will make noises as much as the secret society needs it. And will serve its purpose as much as the people will be receptive to it.